May 16, 2018
Stop putting sugar in my tomatoes you bastards.
May 11, 2018
Pretty normal week guys... apart from trying to throw myself out of a moving car.
May 3, 2018
Just an idiot talking to herself for 41 minutes.
April 25, 2018
The sun has got his hat on and it immediately combusted.
April 18, 2018
Mrs Miyagi. That's what you can call me from now on.
April 11, 2018
More waffle than Birds Eye.
While we're on the subject, why would you name your food company after the peeper of a beaked creature?!
April 5, 2018
A spiral did occur, but this spider's not down the plug yet! Onwards and upwards.
March 29, 2018
Lots of chat, a bit of murder waffle and above all... ALL OF YOUR GOOD NEWS!
March 22, 2018
Due to being somewhat of a busy beaver lately Harriet has somewhat abandoned you slightly, for that she's sorry and here's a right ol' biffa of an episode to make up for it.