November 8, 2018
This fucking time of year.
November 1, 2018
I left my heart in the Isle of Man.
I felt normal there.
October 25, 2018
The kids are always breaking up for one half term or another, can someone please give me a half term holiday from this chuffing brain of mine?!
"Ah finally" it sighs and said brain jumps out of Harriet's head with a spotted hanky on a stick with all of its belongings in. To Benidorm it goes and was never seen again.
October 18, 2018
The trains are slowly holding us captive.
October 13, 2018
Fuck the system
"Ooh you bloody love a castle!"
September 21, 2018
Sweet lord was I really waffling on for that long?! The consumption has passed and I reminisce on the more mental times.
September 7, 2018
Social media is ruining my life!
August 31, 2018
More than happy to admit when i've been a dick!